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Dear Jesus,

THANK YOU  for Barney videos…and Zoloft.

M

Dear Jesus,

Why can’t mayonnaise have as few calories as mustard? 

M

Dear Jesus,

Hi Jesus!  How are you?  It’s Meggan Ravazzolo, sorry you probably already know that.  Jesus I am writing to ask you for a small favor.  Can you please help my baby Lucas sleep through the night?  I know, I know, I ask you that EVERY night, but tonight I REALLY REALLY REALLY mean it.  I promise if you can just have Lucas sleep tonight I will never ask again.  

I am exhausted Jesus, and exhausted is not a good look for me.  Have you seen the robe I have been wearing all day long, everyday.  Yeah, I know, not good.  The swollen puffy eyes, scraggly hair (on my legs), mumbling speech, and general sleep deprived grouchiness and confusion are not a good thing.     I promise I will be good, or at least better.  I have been going to church on a semi regular basis, I floss, I recycle, I have cut waaay back on the F word.  It still slips out now and then, but you have to agree sometimes the F word is absolutely necessary.  Like,  I am so fucking tired!  I still try to substitute with fricking, does that count?  Anywho, I am basically a good person, who has a baby that used to sleep, but now doesn’t and I could use your help.  Thanks!!! 

Oh, while I have you here can I ask you for one more small favor. 

It’s about my appetite.

Maybe you could cut that down a little too.  Or at least my cravings for pizza…pasta…bread…cheese…ham sandwiches…cheese danishes…pot stickers…Hefeweizen……hot dogs at Costco…calamari…burritos…hamburgers…and creme brulee.  Thanks again Jesus, hope that’s not too much!

Love Meggan

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